Anyone can watch a Pete “Who’s the Bastard Who Stole the Cork from My Lunch” Hegseth Bizarre Media Conference, if you follow these tips:

A) Binge-watch “The Twilight Zone” and intersperse parts of said Media Conference between episodes; or, 1/7

7) Buy a liter of [*****] [FN1], each time Hegseth insults the media, do a shot; or,

IV) Buy a liter of [****] [FN2] & a jar of jalapeno bean dip, turn Hegseth’s volume off and, each time he looks down at the podium, do a shot of…

We all should be as scared as Woody Allen in “Annie Hall” [FN1] in a car driven by a man who just had confided to Allen’s character suicidal impulses. [FN2] U.S. commanders told personnel that U.S. attacks on Iran were “part of God’s plan.” [FN3] 1/13

We should be angry. One sub-set of one religion has key positions of control over our military. The U.S. was not created as a Christian nation. [FN4] Separation of church & State has been part of our system since before the Bill of…

In a flashback to the day the Germans marched into Paris in “Casablanca,” we see the chaos at the train station as people are desperate to flee before der Reich. [FN1] Perhaps a million U.S. citizens are stranded in the Middle East following the U.S. attacks on Iran. [FN2] 1/13

Yesterday afternoon, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, as noted by the Tennessee Holler, “pleaded with news orgs to put the help Line number out for Americans stuck in the Middle East… but per ABC News when you…

We haven’t declared war on Iran, [FN1] & were engaged in talks to resolve differences [FN2] but attacked Iran as “part of God’s plan” & trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth.” [FN3] This is scary. 1/15

People who believe Earth’s destruction in a final bloody battle as “God’s” will should NOT be allowed to touch nuclear launch codes; “lawful discrimination [] against a member of a protected class [] is…