I apologize. I have been remiss in my obligations to everyone, but most of all to People for whom I care and our Country. A raving lunatic occupies the Oval Office via machinations by the dictatorial head (Putin) of a hostile foreign power (Russia anyone?)

trump has emailed funders to me & I have replied as acerbically as possible. I pondered seeking a protective order against the orange (some would say tangerine) fool. I’ve emailed the stupid bastard back - and yet no reply.

John Hancock (according to some) signed the Declaration of Independence in such garish hand because he wanted to make sure King George - suffering the tertiary stages of syphilis - would take note. trump seems only to communicate in caps.

My lower-case prose falls short of trump’s attention? I do not IMPLY tRUMP is in the latter stages of syphilis, but, so the record can be clear, I shall address our would-be dictator in a manner he might understand.

Dear trump: YOU IDIOT! HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY! YOUR SISTER SAID YOU HAD TO PAY SOMEONE TO FAKE YOUR SAT SCORES TO GET INTO FORDHAM!

IF YOU WANT TO “DEBATE” SOMEONE FACE-TO-FACE - OR “MANO A MANO” AS MY FRIENDS SOUTH OF THE BORDER WOULD SAY - DEBATE ME YOU CLOWN! JOE BIDEN HAS FAMILY & LOVED ONES WHOM HE DOESN’T INFECTED.

I AM A PRECINCT COMMITTEE PERSON IN THE GOP - A PARTY YOU NEVER LIKED UNTIL IT SERVED THE NEEDS OF YOUR MASTER - PUTIN. (& THERE’S NO “PEE” TAPE. IT’S GOTTA BE A SNUFF FILM.)

TELL ME WHERE & WHEN (AS LONG AS IT’S IN THE USA. I DON’T WANT TO BE DEFENESTRATED IN MOSCOW OR PYONGYANG.) PICK THE TOPIC, THE MOST OBVIOUS BEING YOUR INCOMPETENCE.

YOU HAVE MY EMAIL. YOU BASTARDS BEG ENOUGH FOR MONEY FROM ME. I LOOK FORWARD TO EVISCERATING YOU IN ARGUMENT, YOU GUTLESS, RACIST BASTARD.

There - now, will someone pass this along to him? I’d appreciate it. I would prefer his response to be public. After all, the surest test of truth is its acceptance in the marketplace of ideas. AND trump WENT BANKRUPT RUNNING CASINOS. WHAT A MOPE.